Murder In Utah

I am about to set sail on a new venture with my next official whistle stop.  This year has been plenty full of whistle stops and I plan on continuing.  You can read (in full) about previous whistle stops and why they are called whistle stops here.

Suffice it to say at this point that it all started with a comment about a sailing train a few months back.

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Time to sink or sail, so to speak.  SQL Saturday 349 in Utah will mark the next attempt at what I hope to be a repeat performance – many times.  I will be tag-teaming with Wayne Sheffield in this all day workshop event.  The session is one of two all day sessions for the event in Lehi, UT (just south of Salt Lake City).

If you are a DBA or a database developer, this session is for you.  If you are managing a database and are experiencing performance issues, this session is a must.  We will chat with attendees about a horde of performance killers and other critical issues we have seen in our years working with SQL Server.  In short, some of these issues are pure murder on your database, DBA, developer and team in general.  We will work through many of these things and show some methods to achieve a higher state of database Zen.

Description

Join Microsoft Certified Masters, Wayne Sheffield and Jason Brimhall, as they examine numerous crazy implementations they have seen over the years, and how these implementations can be murder on SQL Server.  No topic is off limits as they cover the effects of these crazy implementations from performance to security, and how the “Default Blame Acceptors” (DBAs) can use alternatives to keep the developers, DBAs, bosses and even the end-users happy.

Presented by:

wayneWayne Sheffield, a Microsoft Certified Master in SQL Server, started working with xBase databases in the late 80’s. With over 20 years in IT, he has worked with SQL Server (since 6.5 in the late 90’s) in various dev/admin roles, with an emphasis in performance tuning. He is the author of several articles at www.sqlservercentral.com, a co-author of SQL Server 2012 T-SQL Recipes, and enjoys sharing his knowledge by presenting at SQL PASS events and blogging at http://blog.waynesheffield.com/wayne

 

 

 

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Jason Brimhall has 10+ yrs experience and has worked with SQL Server from 6.5 through SQL 2012. He has experience in performance tuning, high transaction environments, as well as large environments.  Jason also has 18 years experience in IT working with the hardware, OS, network and even the plunger (ask him sometime about that). He is currently a Consultant and a Microsoft Certified Master(MCM). Jason is the VP of the Las Vegas User Group (SSSOLV).

 

 

 

 

Course Objectives

  1. Recognize practices that are performance pitfalls
  2. Learn how to Remedy the performance pitfalls
  3. Recognize practices that are security pitfalls
  4. Learn how to Remedy the security pitfalls
  5. Demos Demos Demos – scripts to demonstrate pitfalls and their remedies will be provided
  6. Have fun and discuss
  7. We might blow up a database

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There will be a nice mix of real world examples and some painfully contrived examples. All will have a good and useful point.

If you will be in the area, and you are looking for high quality content with a good mix of enjoyment, come and join us.  You can find registration information and event details at the Salt Lake City SQL Saturday site – here.  There are only 75 seats available for this murder mystery theater.  Reserve yours now.

The cost for the class is $150 (plus fees) up through the day of the event.  When you register, be sure to tell your coworkers and friends.

Wait, there’s more…

Not only will I be in Utah for this workshop, I will also be presenting as a part of the SQLSaturday event on October 25, 2014 (the day after the workshop which is Oct. 24, 2014).  You can view the available sessions here.

Shameless plug time

I present regularly at SQL Saturdays.  Wayne also presents regularly at SQL Saturdays.  If you are organizing an event and would like to fill some workshop sessions, please contact either Wayne, myself or both of us for this session.

October 2014 Las Vegas UG Meeting

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Published on: October 8, 2014

The Las Vegas User Group is happy to announce our monthly meeting.  The meeting is available for in person and webinar style.  The start time is 6:30 PM Pacific and the details are listed in this post.  We hope to see you there!

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This month we have a special treat brought to us by fellow MVP Argenis Fernandez (blog | twitter).  If you had a devilish little trick to upgrade SQL Server without an outage, would you do it?  Argenis will show you a good set of tricks to put your upgrade nightmares to rest.

You can read all about what Argenis is planning to present and read all about Argenis on our meetup page.

We hope to see you either in person or virtually for our monthly UG installment.

Microsoft, Me and the MVP

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Published on: October 2, 2014

Microsoft_MVP_logo_thumbOctober 1st is one of the quarterly dates that Microsoft announces all of the new people into the MVP program.  It is also a day in which Microsoft recognizes many already in the program and renews their status for the upcoming year.

This time around, I had the distinct honor and pleasure of joining the ranks of so many people who have been a part of this program for some time or who might have also been recently named to the program.

The MVP program is a program designed to recognize people for their efforts in teaching about various Microsoft technologies.  In my case, that happens to be SQL Server.  It is a humbling feeling to have been nominated and to be welcomed into the program.

To top it all off, I found it really cool that my welcome letter came in French rather than the standard English.  This is perfectly acceptable to me since it is a language I speak fluently and do try to keep up to date with it.  It was also interesting to see the MVP Lead call me within minutes of receipt of one of NDA email to make sure it was ok.  He was thrown by the NDA being in French and was concerned whether I could understand it or not.  At which point we had a good chuckle because I had no qualms with the language in use.

Attached are a couple of screen grabs with the welcome letter and so forth.  I geek out every time I look at them and it is totally cool.

In addition, I have also attached a link to my updated MVP profile.  You can find that here.

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CongratsSo what does it mean now that I am an MVP?

Well, to be truthful, it means status quo.  Having this means that a recognition was given.  It also means that, in my opinion, I am on the right track in doing good things for the community.  Because of that, I will continue to do what I can where and when I can to help teach others about SQL Server.  I am indeed grateful to be in pretty good company with people who also try to teach about SQL Server.

To all who helped this happen, I am grateful for your support.

I am also grateful to SQL Solutions Group who first broke the news.  You can read about that here.

 

September 2014 Las Vegas UG Meeting

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Published on: September 10, 2014

Who is up for a little free learning this week? Besides the opulence and feast that was the 24 Hours of PASS (Summit Preview), we have more training in store for you from the people in Las Vegas. Let’s call this a preview for next week which happens to be DevConnections (which also happens to be in Vegas)!!

The Las Vegas User Group is happy to announce our monthly meeting.  The meeting is available for in person and webinar style.  The start time is 6:30 PM Pacific and the details are listed in this post.  We hope to see you there!

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Abstract: PowerShell: The Way of the DBA Dragon

In this introduction to PowerShell, attendees will learn how to start from scratch with PowerShell 3.0 or newer, use the pipeline, run T-SQL against multiple instances, use transcripts, and be shown martial arts usage of one of the SQLPSX cmdlets.  Scripts will be provided.

BIO

Lars Rasmussen was born in Illinois, but considers Utah home.  He does not play video games, is learning to camp and hike, and is happy to have shared the summit of Mt. Timpanogos with two of his sons.  Lars’ wife and four children help him smile and laugh, and the family dog is teaching him patience.  Playing board games is one his favorite pastimes.  He considers SQL Server, PowerShell, and CMD.EXE some of his dearest frenemies.  Lars enjoys the company of SQL Server professionals and sysadmins – he used to be one of the latter, and is employed as a database administrator for HealthEquity.

LiveMeeting Info

Attendee URLhttps://www.livemeeting.com/cc/UserGroups/join?id=MR7C92&role=attend

Meeting ID: MR7C92

T-SQL Tuesday #58 – Security Phrases

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Published on: September 9, 2014

TSQL2sDay150x150Today is once again TSQL Tuesday.  This month the event and topic are being hosted by Sebastian Meine (blog | twitter).  You can read all about the topic this month on his blog inviting all to participate.

Despite Sebastian being a real cool kid, I was not too hip to the topic this month.  Not because it is a bad topic or anything, it’s just that I really had nothing that seemed to stand out as easy to write for the blog party.

Then all of a sudden, a nice fat, juicy pork chop landed right in my lap.

The Pork Chop

A client requested that I make some changes to a task on a development server for them.  As it happens, the task is a powershell script that was being run on a schedule via a Scheduled Task in the Windows “Scheduled Tasks” control panel.  Making the requested change is a no-brainer of a change – or it should have been.

The change was to change the owner/executor of the scheduled task to the service account for the SQL Service.  By doing that, they would be less likely for the job to fail in the future due to an employee leaving the company.

As luck would have it the client DBA happened to know the password for the service account.  When changing the task to use the service account with the supplied password, we soon discovered that the supplied password caused the service account to become locked.  OUCH!

Maybe it was just fat fingered?  Nope, no dice!  As it turns out the DBA had the incorrect password and did not know the correct password.  Worse, nobody else knew what the correct password was.  Due to this issue, I proposed that the sysadmins and I work together to get the password changed.  That is to be done at a future date.

In addition to this, we decided that the passwords need to be more accurately documented.  These should be stored in an encrypted vault (the application is your choice).  But the mere use of an encrypted vault is far better than the use of a sticky note to document passwords (and I have seen that far too often at client sites).

This is just a short and sweet post for the day.  I think that it demonstrates problems that can arise from bad password management and also the risks that could come from that password management.  In our case, it was at least a Dev server with minimal users.

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